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How to kick-off your weekend or any holiday season? Ask this person named Pakalu Papito on Twitter, and you might get an answer that makes you go - "this is sooo me!"
For here is how he chose to spend December:
how I've been all holiday pic.twitter.com/h8eXtmUbF5
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015
And then he entered the New Year with a very direct instruction:
2016 better be the year i get hot and sexy
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016
A Twitter sensation who has a very mysterious identity, Pakalu Papito has been winning followers with his hilarious and random tweets. He tweets about anything and everything – from food, to Christmas, to how he is just waiting to be a millionaire. Some of his posts are about the brutally honest facts of life portrayed in a hysterically funny manner, and he is mostly found detesting himself with tweets that are witty and highly relatable.
With over 1.4 million followers, he is one of Twitterati's favourite comedians. And followers enjoy his humour without knowing who he is. Here are 25 of the most amusing tweets by Papito:
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 2, 2016
me: *watches own snapchat story 44677 times*
me: amazing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016
why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 1, 2016
where can i download motivation
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 31, 2015
I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 29, 2015
me everyday: today is not my day
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 27, 2015
i hate when i offer someone food and they accept
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 25, 2015
i'm not always sarcastic
sometimes im sleeping
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 22, 2015
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 20, 2015
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 18, 2015
single by choice
just not my choice
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 15, 2015
dear santa all i want is ur credit card thnx
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 14, 2015
i need to lose 20 pounds, make $10,000, and sleep for 4 days by tomorrow
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 13, 2015
January 2015: this will be my year
December 2015: maybe not.
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 9, 2015
my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) December 4, 2015
no relationship november is going well
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 26, 2015
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 19, 2015
when someone tells me their unwanted opinion pic.twitter.com/sSWxa78Wwz
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 17, 2015
trying to turn my life around like pic.twitter.com/B18QPVqlo5
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 13, 2015
i stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) November 2, 2015
when ur relatives offers you money and you pretend like you cant take it at first pic.twitter.com/ft7uKgIqth
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 29, 2015
the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 27, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 2, 2015
i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) September 9, 2015
may the 4th be with you pic.twitter.com/0GnyUCbNTs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 4, 2015